Yes, I understand that my website is dull and lifeless. I’m a content-oriented person and absolutely hate any form of animation, music, etc. when I reach a web page. I may have (only possibly) over reacted when I created my website and went with the less is more school of thought.
I’m also a very old-school, manual HTML sort of guy, having learned it 20+ years ago when wysiwyg editors simply didn’t exist. Thus, I stick with what I know and you’ll find little beyond HTML 1.0 here. No need to lecture me. If you want bells and whistles, the closest you’ll get is at my blog, where WordPress insists on some minimal decorum.